i was waiting for this to happen
OH
SNAP
GIRL
volstagg: do you have the next size up
loki: you could try sears
“Volstagg, I do not hate thee because thou art fat. Thou art fat because I hate thee.”
i need this on my dash again
GUUUUUUUUUUUURL.
#wow loki you sassy BITCH
g0b:
pterosaurs were dino-era flying reptiles that were proportionally similar to today’s giraffe. what i would give to ride one.
Reblog if you struggle with depression, or an eating disorder, anxiety, bipolar disorder, ADD, OCD, if you self harm, are suicidal or if you have any mental health problem. This is not to seek attention, pity, or judgement. This is to say you are here, and you are not alone. This is to say that no one out there is alone, and we are here to support each other. Reblog.
I love how ADD is lumped in there with self harm and suicidal tendancies. They aren’t remotely the same thing.
The tendancy to laugh when I’m nervous and therefore around people who are likely to be angry about it strikes again. Please don’t kill me!
Mission statement
So I was sitting in bed painting an angsty picture of my original character whom I’ve shamelessly stolen from mythology, when I made a vital and life-changing mistake: I put a layer of red paint on over a layer that I was not satisfied with, therefore removing my abitity to continue refining it.
There is only one responce to this horrific situation. Only one form of self-punishement fitting for this crime. Only one form of hypocrisy which captures the lack of actual talent I posess while still believing I am an artist. Only one path that is still fitting for someone as shallow and vapid as I am. I must become
A hipster.
The plan is as follows:
-get a tumblr (done).
-devote myself to Homestuck fanart.
-start buying StarbucksStarbucks is expensive. Get a re-usable cup with a Starbucks label on it and make my own damn coffee.
-buy a Macbuy an apple sticker and put it on my netbook. What? I’m a thrifty hipster.
-start wearing flannel shirts, bowties, and head scarfs. The headscarf thing I just made up, but it will cover my awful haircut.
First things first! I guess I’m doing homestuck requests.
